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Guide Demotivational Poster


CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


IRONY -




A TOWEL - A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.


TAGS: hitchhiker hitchhikers hitchhiker s hitch hiker hikers hiker s guide galaxy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:45 pm
Some salted peanuts are a close second.


ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX - If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.




PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER - The effect of drinking one is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.




HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




ESRB - I Don´t Think I Can Explain It Better


TAGS: esrb games guide
Rating: 4.86/5

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heffroncm - April 26, 2012, 1:59 pm
If you like the artist and his ideas, check him out at nerfnow.com and jopereira.deviantart.com
falloutghoul - April 24, 2012, 6:01 pm
I doubt this will become rape.
MuddySoapfish - April 24, 2012, 4:55 pm
very clever ! 5 purple Lion tongues
ughomer - April 24, 2012, 12:02 am
Really good one.
Gamedoc - April 23, 2012, 3:57 pm
I love it! I give you 5L because it is all I can give!


DESTINY -


TAGS: destiny guide our choices mariand
Rating: 4.31/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm
Very demotivational to me... I think.


A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - because Motinet cares about your safety


TAGS: women hormones safety guide
Rating: 4.75/5

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DemonicGTR - August 18, 2011, 12:09 pm
I feel 5afer already! XD
Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:13 pm
Ultra safe is safer than safest?
mariand - August 17, 2011, 12:51 am
LOL...I like to live dangerou5
Verdeckt - August 16, 2011, 6:50 pm
5traight to the pool room..


TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




Winter Health -


TAGS: flu season guide to wellness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
Doc advises switched the tomato juice then, to V8.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
Sounds like a plan...'cept the celery...can't do the celery...displaces too much vodka.


GUIDE TO LIFE - Written for 4chan, applicable everywhere.


TAGS: guide 4chan life nice guys girls
Rating: 2.47/5

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MSNBC - October 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
ok he says he is a nice guy but near the end he acts like a fucking dick! what a load of shit


SUGGESTED READING -




EVERY TIME -




TRILL? - Are you wearing my underwear? Cuz I'm wearing yours! ...and they ain't doing the trick.




THE DOLL OF THE APOCALYPSE - 2012 Guidettes - Behold The Blow Drying Of The Seventh Sign




THE IDIOT'S GUIDE - To New Years Resolutions !




UNWRITTEN RULES - Sometimes, they need to be written down.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk loser guidelines
Rating: 3.51/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:45 pm
It's Long Fake day and this is a good one.
forseti - September 17, 2010, 12:56 am
Should be the first poster every new has to see. Voting, comments and uploads should only be allowed after passing a test about these rules! Besides this is heavily underrated!
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
An oldie but goodie
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:19 pm
Think it's time to whip out the bible. Pay attention newbs....
Tarantula - November 2, 2009, 3:55 pm
One thing I should mention, a book full of outhouses is pretty f*cking scary
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:13 pm
Houseplant, here are some simple rules to help you become the faker you may be able to become. Spend some time and read it, along with the comments attached.
Informator - September 19, 2009, 10:38 pm
also its awesome someone wrote up a set of rules and guidelines :D too bad some evidently haven't seen this ..D: but kudos to you jmac :D
Informator - September 19, 2009, 10:36 pm
anime posters: if they are quotes in reference to the anime, most wont get them...so bad. however, if the picture happens to be one taken from an anime, yet the quote is witty, and directed at people OTHER then those that watch said anime, thats ok right?
jetgod - September 17, 2009, 12:38 am
eh, seem to have been written. Just sayin.
MO - September 10, 2009, 9:19 am
No need to keep waiting Jmac. I was doing the same as Aggy. Used your poster to learn a new guy who was asking about tips to become a better faker. Although I think that this master piece has since been elevated to "official" status.
agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 12:13 am
This may help a little, to (courtesy of jmac)
Jmac0585 - September 9, 2009, 2:01 pm
Still waiting, MO.
MO - August 9, 2009, 12:43 pm
And the unofficial rules of the road are as follows.....
Jmac0585 - August 8, 2009, 2:29 pm
I wish I'd have remembered anonymous posters. That's a good one, LD.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 1:49 am
They're typed.
IllicoPresto - August 8, 2009, 1:45 am
I'm so confused. Are these rule written or unwritten?
WTFO - August 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Very Nice, J-man.
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 7:34 pm
Absolutely. This one needs a place of prominence, jmac.
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Solid, Jmac. 5L
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
*Salma* Sorry Salma Sweetie! Love you!
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 5:36 pm
One addition: Post an "Anonymous" poster - even of a full-frontal nude Samla Hayek and you'll get 1 Lion...you'll will have my undying love...but you'll still only get a 1 Lion vote!
Jmac0585 - August 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Thanks for the love.
Chron139 - August 7, 2009, 4:24 pm
If it means fewer timmys, 5 lions all the way!
LogicDude - August 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
This should be the Motifake "Home" page!!! 5L!!!
Fatt Matt - August 7, 2009, 2:10 pm
+5, I also vote this to be the main page for Motifake.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 1:03 pm
Wow, add this to the rules when people are posting. I wonder who the first one is going to be to take all of these rules and deliberately violate them in one single poster.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 1:03 pm
Amsome Poster!
Airman - August 7, 2009, 12:45 pm
This would have been great for all of us when we started.. and not bad to review now and then too.. but learning it the hard way is so much FUN! Instant Classic
LURCH - August 7, 2009, 12:36 pm
Stoopid rule nazi!!
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 12:28 pm
With regards to General Pershing, Mike Hunt, and Need help? (Airman's Profile) this could be the greatest ever.
RON - August 7, 2009, 12:20 pm
Amsome
CANADA - August 7, 2009, 11:39 am
now this should always be visiable! or on hand for reference


HEY ITALIA -


TAGS: snooki is such a guidette
Rating: 3/5

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ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:22 pm
Im confused; Can't decide wether I want to fight her or fuck her
Garrison1444 - August 24, 2011, 1:56 pm
you make that sound like a bad thing
starr610 - August 24, 2011, 6:45 am
you look at this picture.... one thing comes to mind, you have a dirty mind
Garrison1444 - August 21, 2011, 8:53 pm
meh, same difference. lol
Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 5:54 pm
'Cause one chews up and spits out young men and the other is the mafia?


TIME IS AN ILLUSION - Lunchtime doubly so.




POSITIVITY -




IT'S THE ASSHOLE OF THE WORLD - The tourist said. His guide replied... So you are just passing through?


TAGS: tourist guide
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:06 pm
9 months later and no one got the joke...
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:55 pm
sad picture...I also used it once...145694


SOME LISTEN OTHERS DEFY -


TAGS: mom life guide
Rating: 4.75/5

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Safari -




TIME IS AN ILLUSION -




MOTIFAKE REASONS FOR REJECTION - Not in poster format Not funny/demotivational enough Because I'm a mod damn it!


TAGS: guidelines moderators motifake
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:34 pm
Because the only other gal with a warped sense of humour wasn't in the mod seat at the time...yes I'm talking about you rerun...oops..lg.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:25 pm
Because I was too tired and I sleep posted? Drunk posted? It seemed like a “good idea at the time" post? :-D


HEADS UP -




MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
typo
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other


PHEASANT PLUCKING DAY -


TAGS: how to guides
Rating: 2.95/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2009, 7:15 pm
LMAO! Dyslexia rules! 5Ls


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